Important Announcement Concerning Ownership

Discussion in 'Site News' started by Donald F. Trump, Apr 1, 2016 at 12:53 AM.

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  1. Donald F. Trump

    Donald F. Trump Resident Billionaire 2016 Presidential Candidate

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    Everyone, everyone, calm down please. Now, as all of you probably know, I am Donald Trump. As part of a bet with an associate (he's not important, but it was a few grand, so why not) I have purchased majority ownership of this board. I expect that all of you will support me in upcoming elections, and you're all spineless pussies if you don't agree with my campaign. More information will be posted in the coming hours, but for now, I have built a wall to keep out all of the criminal immigrants from the premises.

    MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

    - Donald Trump
     
    Donald F. Trump, Apr 1, 2016 at 12:53 AM
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  2. (REDACTED)

    (REDACTED) Active Member You're Fired!

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    Welp, everyone knows you can't Stump the Trump.™ It was fun while it lasted. Off to Canada we go!
    Oh wait...
     
    (REDACTED), Apr 1, 2016 at 12:58 AM
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  3. (REDACTED)

    (REDACTED) fuck everything You're Fired!

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    Do we get sent to exile if we don't agree?
     
    (REDACTED), Apr 1, 2016 at 12:59 AM
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  4. Xeal

    Xeal Newcomer Trialist

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    Where's Bernie Sanders when you need him?
     
    Xeal, Apr 1, 2016 at 12:59 AM
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  5. (REDACTED)

    (REDACTED) Active Member Member

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    I, for one, welcome our new Trump overlord.
     
    (REDACTED), Apr 1, 2016 at 1:10 AM
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  6. (REDACTED)

    (REDACTED) Active Member You're Fired!

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    Oh fuck. He fired (REDACTED). What are we going to do now!?
    I believe it's time for change. it's time to RIOT!!
     
    (REDACTED), Apr 1, 2016 at 1:14 AM
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  7. Xeal

    Xeal Newcomer Trialist

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    Find someone new to hire.
     
    Xeal, Apr 1, 2016 at 1:15 AM
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  8. Misinko

    Misinko Voting for the wrong man. You're Fired!

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    Pffft, why would we vote for this clown, when the superior republican candidate is Mr. Zodiac Killer himself:

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    Ted. Motherfucking. Cruz.

    Losers like Donald Trump belong at the loser Sonic site that no one uses.
     
    Misinko, Apr 1, 2016 at 1:24 AM
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  9. nineko

    nineko I am the Holy Cat Pro User

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    I don't even live in the United States, how am I supposed to vote for anybody? :U
     
    nineko, Apr 1, 2016 at 1:39 AM
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  10. ThomasSpeedrunner

    ThomasSpeedrunner resident psychopath You're Fired!

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    does this mean i can post in all lowercase for the day
    Well, I mean...Trump, you seem to have half-decent intentions, but your approach is stupid.
    Or rather, it would be if not for such a strategic move.
    Good job, you may have saved yourself.
    *slow golf clap*

    also you can't fire me since i have no job, ha.
    (inb4 i get fired anyway.)
     
    ThomasSpeedrunner, Apr 1, 2016 at 1:49 AM
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  11. Xeal

    Xeal Newcomer Trialist

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    Where's the wall?
    (EDIT) - Nvm found it :v
     
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    Xeal, Apr 1, 2016 at 1:52 AM
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  12. Ravenfreak

    Ravenfreak The 8-bit games need more love! You're Fired!

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    Dammit I leave for a few hours and then I miss this shit. I noticed the theme looked different, just a darker blue and didn't even notice that damn banner. :p Also I guess you'll have to go ahead and fire me, since I'm all for Bernie. :p
     
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  13. (REDACTED)

    (REDACTED) Active Member You're Fired!

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    Donald Trump? More like Donald Slum amirite?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
     
    (REDACTED), Apr 1, 2016 at 4:44 AM
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  14. boxsonic100

    boxsonic100 Lost in the armageddon. You're Fired!

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    Donald Duck > Donald Trump.
     
    boxsonic100, Apr 1, 2016 at 5:01 AM
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  15. Bernie Sanders

    Bernie Sanders Equality Equality Equality! America! You're Fired!

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    No, no, no. NO!!!!

    I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS.....RAMBUNCTIOUS SHOWCASE OF UNFEASIBLE CONTROL AND USE OF POWER!!!!

    WHEN I WAS OUT HELPING THE BLACKS GAIN THE RIGHT TO VOTE IN THE 60'S, YOU WERE IN LAW SCHOOL EATING MONEY.

    WHEN THE VIDEO GAME CRASH OF THE 80'S WERE AROUND, I WAS THERE HELPING OUT ATARI AND BAILING THEM OUT!

    THIS MOCKERY AND CONTROL OF A FORUM SHALL NOT STAND!!!!

    I WILL TAKE DOWN THE 1% IMMEDIATELY!!! THIS INCLUDES YOU DONALD!!!

    - Bernie Sanders
     
    Bernie Sanders, Apr 1, 2016 at 5:18 AM
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  16. Dandaman955

    Dandaman955 Isn't it funny how you shine? You're Fired!

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    oh
     
    Dandaman955, Apr 1, 2016 at 6:23 AM
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  17. AverageSonicHacker

    AverageSonicHacker Do, or do not. There is no try. You're Fired!

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    Australians can't exactly vote for American presidents, can they? Oh well...
    Plus, I'm 12. It's illegal to vote until you're at least 18 last time I heard. :p
    I'll just leave this meme here for now...
    Donald Trump Meme Loreal.jpe
     
    AverageSonicHacker, Apr 1, 2016 at 6:32 AM
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  18. Vladimir Putin

    Vladimir Putin I want to be a president too. =p Member

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    No, I'm the best president in the world ,bitches, though I'm from Russia!
    At you on streets bears will play a balalaika, vodka for 1 dollar. Come on, I'm the best candidate!

    [​IMG]
     
    Vladimir Putin, Apr 1, 2016 at 8:35 AM
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  19. redhotbig

    redhotbig because VAdaPEGA and MarkeyJester told me to Staff

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    I'll vote for whoever helps me to find JetPackTails. He's taken Froggy away from me :(
     
    redhotbig, Apr 1, 2016 at 8:59 AM
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  20. Vladimir Putin

    Vladimir Putin I want to be a president too. =p Member

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    Look in an aquarium, and there will be to you happiness
     
    Vladimir Putin, Apr 1, 2016 at 9:28 AM
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